Telpozi Tales Blog #125 - "almost there!" 09/21/2009
Hey everyone, Kayna here again. We're almost finished with the ritual. We just need all of the totems to be facing the sky so that Telpozi can access each and every one. Then, the ascension will be complete!
See you guys on the 23rd.
-Telpozi Tales Blog #126 - "who could it be?" 09/23/2009
Hi guys, sad news. Some weird critters ran into multiple totems! Don't worry, we're setting some of them back up now, but.. I wonder what those things that flew by were. I got a glimpse since the yellow one ran closer to where I was. He seemed like this weird fruit with even weirder eyes.. and the pink one?? I don't even know where to begin. "She" was screaming like a maniac while fire appeared where it ran like it was a fucking car or something. So glad they only caused inconveniencing mischief, cause if they wanted to.. they could've easily killed us. I drew pictures while their nasty, yet almost.. impressive(?) appearences were fresh in my mind. Sorry if the photo looks bad since its sideways for some reason..
Telpozi Tales Blog #127 - "WTF??" 09/26/2009
We found where the yellow thing lived. A person walking by told us it was the home of the mighty prophet..PEPPRAMANE.
"what the fuck??" Actual quote from me at that moment. Who the FUCK is this guy??
Is he knocking over our totems because he does not approve of our beliefs??? Is he the ultimate decider, the judge of religion?? We were genuinely furious. We just HAD to write him a letter. Dante wrote it himself. It went like this:
Dear
PEPPRAMANE,
You have disrupted the ascension. This will not do. Please expect multiple curses, a voodoo doll, and an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Please stop.
Best Wishes,
The Mayan Tribe of Telpozi
..
Then the next day, he wrote us back. His message went something like this before I tore it up in a fit of rage:
Dear The Mayan Tribe of Telpozi
𝐃𝟎𝐍ʻ𝐓 𝐂𝟒𝐑𝟑 𝐋𝐌𝐅𝟒𝟎, 𝟓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝟒𝟓𝟓 𝟒𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝟒𝐗 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝟒𝐋𝐋𝟓. 𝟏 𝐃𝟎 𝐖𝐇𝟒𝐓 𝟏 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝟏𝐍 𝐖𝟒𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝟎 𝐆𝟑𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝟒𝐊𝟏𝐒.
Love,
PEPPRAMANE.
..
Takis???? Like the fucking spicy snacks? God damn it, god damn. We're going to get the chieftan to do something about this shit. See yall in October.
-Telpozi Tales Blog #128 - "Too far?" 10/1/2009
This is not what i expected to happen. At all. The chieftan has considered him and his friends a force powerful enough to rival Telpozi.
Like, excuse me??
He has declared WAR on him and his friends.
...
This is not going to end well.
